mass sexting

a derivation of the social activities mass texting and sexting. sexual advances are sent via text message to multiple contacts within a phonebook.

Justin had a bad habit of mass sexting when he drank...

From Justin: i can't stop thinking about ur hott body. wut r u doin 2nite?

To: Jessica, Sarah, Michelle, Stacy, Nicole

by Alyk December 9, 2008

Mass Hysteria

A dude who says shit like they are reading to the friggin' Queen. A guy (or chick) who talks really proper and acts way too old for their age.

Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"

Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.

Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.

Student one: "Whoa man! Check out the rack on that chick! Titty-fuck that bitch!"

Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"

Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"

by Jack and Jasmin September 14, 2007

mass carriers

Tactic used in the game Starcraft by players who find fun only in "money maps", that is maps where each player has nearly unlimited resources and competition is consequentially at ridiculously low levels.

Protoss are teh best cuz they do mass carriers.

by Sarah Kerrigan October 4, 2004

Mass Merchanditis

The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.

Jane had to return home immediately, take two tylenol, and a large glass of water as her day of shopping was beginning to result in a textbook case of mass merchanditis.

by John Banczak October 8, 2008

Mass-Turd

Often confuzed with "masturbation"
It has nothing to do with that, though it may be used unwisely by some.
It is used to de-compliment someone or make fun of how they look.

Used Correctly:
"Look at that guy! He is such a Mass-Turd!"
Used Incorrectly:
"I Mass-Turd all night last night!"

by Spaztik-Plaztik November 6, 2005

Mass Erection

When someone sends a NSFW message in a group chat, it causes "mass erections". It's basically a lot of people getting erections at the same time due to the NSFW message/post.

-Chat admin: NSFW materials are prohibited in this chat, please refrain from sending media that will cause mass erection in members.

by Hadi Poker Face August 12, 2017

Mass Brain

A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.

Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?

Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.

Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!

by angryretailworker November 24, 2019