Wine Tourista

A Wine Enthusiast who loves wine and tours various Wine Destinations to explore, taste, sample, enjoy and experience wines from different countries and appellations.

I just explored Napa and Sonoma California as a Wine Tourista for 5 days.

by mrlite December 25, 2010

Stunted wine

Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized

Matt walks into the room and days "stunted? What the fuck does that mean?

Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"

Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."

by Aguro December 22, 2019

Wine-walking

Verb: to joyously jaunt with liquid libation while admiring the excellence of nature.

Marisa enjoys wine-walking in the spring. She comes home much happier.

by ML-Eazy May 22, 2020

Wine Sex

Sex (or in some cases, a relationship) that starts out slow, or sometimes barely at all, usually with a chick who is very shy. But once you get her started (uncorked), she lets loose and the longer it goes, the better it will be, with time.

Luke: "Hey dude, you remember that chick from the library I hooked up with?"

Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"

Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"

by Skye Riot October 16, 2008

Piss wine

Piss that is fermented into wine that is used as a recreational drug in unpopular and poor areas.

Person A: I would like a glass of piss wine, please.
Waiter pours some piss wine into a glass.
Person C: Piss wine! Gross! Is this what your undeveloped country serves us???

by Sunny Beach August 21, 2013

red wine

A red alcoholic drink made from fermented fruit juice. It looks a lot like blood. Generally made from grapes and cherries.

Man, the first day of the zombie apocalypse, i got so fucking wasted by drinking a whole bottle of red wine and 3 shots of cherry vodka. I used the wine bottle to mercy 5 zombies while i was still drunk as Hell. Is that badass or what?

by Failurebitch January 29, 2019

The Wine of Angels

The glorious feeling when you don't have paranoia or give a shit anymore about insults hurled at you and you also realize in hope that insults from a friend mean a mate who you could regain trust with having lost it in the early stages of paranoia.

It is also a salute your mutual ally in the field for making it over the line with no signs of post traumatic stress disorder.

"Shall we drink The Wine of Angels"

"fo sure - and happy days!"

by The Mama with the Quan January 1, 2008