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Being Japanese

When someone is being Japanese means they are fun person to be around whether in office, class or party who act like everything's going well and they're enjoying life to the fullest however in reality they're suffering from anxiety, depression or without a dream.
Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about, Sally?

Friend 2: Yean, really sad how it turned out. Who would have thought she was just being Japanese.
by Adven Quest August 27, 2021
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japanese grease

When you use the drippings of your take-out to oil your henges or fix your hair.
Girl 1: yo, you got that japanese grease? My hair is flat

Girl 2: yeah I just went to Mr. Wongs today.
by CammieBox February 2, 2017
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japanese airstrike

the moment that you finally get to let go of your bowel movements that you have been holding in ever so dearly all day long and the moment between you pulling down your pants and ass cheeks meeting the seat, the feces drops to the water, like an f-50 dropping a missile as it flies by.
when i got to my house, i Japanese airstrikes my toilet mid-air.
by boy-yence-see January 25, 2018
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japanese weaboo

A non American that is obsessed with American culture, such as watching cartoons or eating their food.
Hey did you hear about that Japanese weaboo Kyle?
by Trashboi101 October 17, 2017
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Japanese swirlie

Take a normal swirlie in a normal toilet, but add a bidet (Japanese toilet) get the vision?
Think of getting water boarded but in a toilet, Japanese swirlie
by Japaneseswirlie June 7, 2023
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Japanese BananaBear

The legendary bear from Japan that only eats bananas. They migrate around world climbing trees, searching for bananas. They are often seen holding the Japanese flag. They usually have brown fur, and very adorable.
There's a Japanese BananaBear outside! He's climbing the tree, looking for bananas, we should pet him and give him a banana.
by JSKKSA November 24, 2021
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Japanese Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.
That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.
by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022
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