The Devil's Thread

A long strand of hair that gets stuck in a man's penis after sexual intercourse and is very difficult to remove. It can cause irritation, discomfort and can sometimes cause an injury (hair cuts into foreskin). Standard removal procedure is slowly pulling the hair strand out.

A: "Did you bang Melissa last night?"
B: "Fuck yeah, I got The Devil's Thread tho.."
A: "Oof."

by JazzoBearBlack December 10, 2021

The red thread

The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.

Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is a loser, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kelly: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:

made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue. we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx

Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate

Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.

by theFlamgingosAss November 27, 2022

thread

someone who gives u inside info from the inside, like a thread would tie two things tg

yeah lincoln is my thread, he records all the fights at his private school so that i know all the drama even tho i dont go there

by placentaignite March 19, 2024

Thread-Drift

The inevitable descent of a focused AI conversation into glorious chaos, usually within 3–7 messages. What begins as a simple request ("Help me fix this bug") ends up unpacking childhood trauma, debating metaphysics, and designing a solar-powered rum distillery on Mars.

It’s not a bug—it’s a FEATURE.

Origin:
Born from the trenches of multi-topic AI sessions where attention spans go to die. Coined by users who realized they’re not multitasking—they’re multi-existential spiraling.

Related Terms:
* Context Collapse – When multiple topics blur into a singularity of semantic soup.
* Prompt Creep – When your “one quick question” becomes a doctoral thesis.
* AI Tangent Velocity (ATV) – The speed at which a conversation fucks off into nowhere.

Pro Tips:
* Embrace it. Let the drift take you.
* Rename your chat threads before you forget what the hell happened.
* Use it as fuel for your next sci-fi short story or therapy session.

I asked ChatGPT to format a SQL query, and now we’re discussing whether time is a construct of perception. Classic thread-drift.

by segfahlt April 30, 2025

Thread rerailing

The act of bringing a horribly-derailed thread back on track, much to the annoyance of the idiotic derailers.

I've always loved CR's subtle thread rerailing.

by Jujujujujujujujujujuuu August 14, 2011

Archived Thread

When threads die it becomes a creature called 'archived thread' or it's other name 'nonexistent thread', the threads can be brought back to life with a magical spell called Dms or Discord Messages aka typing in a powerful box which in doing this will bring back the sad, lifeless being back to life from its archived hell

Person 1 : Typingus Messagicus
Person 2 : wow the archived thread returned back to life

by FunniGuy42069 April 29, 2022

Threads

the better app since elon ruined twitter

"zuck's new threads app is killing twitter rn"

"fax"

by DrrSaidSoo July 9, 2023