Avocado Chocolate Egg

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.
Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg
by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024
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something you say when Trump as president does something that has little to no contribution to the real pressing issues in our society
trump = signs into law that there are only two genders
me = so is this going to lower egg prices?
by EL SEXO GRATIS February 05, 2025
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Creme Egg Nogger

A reverse Egg Nogger i.e. someone who is not white by race but is secretly white on the inside, much like a creme egg.
man Lee Jun Wu is for sure a Creme Egg Nogger, he doesn't even get maths tutoring!
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egg nelson

a great name for a stick insect
Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!
by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021
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Bust Egg

A complete Bell End, not funny and very boring....
Beaney is such a Bust Egg
by Stants Hero January 13, 2016
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when a woman is on her period
"did you hit that piece the other night?" no, she was dropping more eggs then the easter bunny!
by 2themoon April 05, 2018
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anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29
Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.
by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 28, 2024
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