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Piss Eggs

When a discord user cries when they get punked
man, NPC was leaking piss eggs all over
by Icarus3000 December 30, 2023
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Egg Dungeon

The act of entrapping yourself under a blanket (typically one of a thick material) and releasing an egg-fueled fart that fills the air quickly. Much like a gas chamber.
"Dude. I just had the most heavenly egg dungeon in the world. It was seriously the best."
by barrybingle November 17, 2021
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Egg Freezer

Egg Freezer
noun | /eg free-zər/

Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).

Origins:

First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:

“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”

The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”

Traits of an Egg Freezer:

Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor

Other Names:

Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie

See also:

Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating
"She just turned 30 and dropped 20 grand to freeze her eggs. Says she’s focused on healing and traveling. Bro, she’s a certified egg freezer."
by themiamiman June 23, 2025
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Easter Egg

Articles of clothing left and found in a surprise or unexpected fashion.
Oh shit, I didn’t realize my side chick left her underwear on the side of the bed and my girlfriend found the Easter egg.
by Rdshftr January 10, 2021
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Hard boiled egg

A real solid piece of evidence
That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg
by Lewisg June 22, 2025
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Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage
"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"
by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013
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Egg

An egg is someone who hasn't yet realized that they are trans.
James: Ah man I wish I looked like her.
Other friend: you're such an egg.
by coveted seed May 24, 2023
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