what the cunting fuck

Take 'what the fuck' and double it, and then add a little bit more

You: Mate, "what the cunting fuck"!!!!????

Mate: what does it look like, I'm fucking yer mum!

by Your Mum Likes Bush Onion April 25, 2011

What it look like?

Whats up, how you, hows everything

Them: whats up?
You: What it look like?

by Icepicc September 26, 2007

what up ho

What up ho/hoe

A pleasantry, often used to greet a friend.

The "what up" may also be used in conjunction with "slut" or other suitable words which may not be found offensive in this particular usage.

- What up ho? How was the party last night?

- What up slut? Down to play some videogames?

by The Goobinator September 8, 2013

What ale's you

the questioning of what causes you pain or discomfort

Son, what in the world ale's you?!
Son, what in the world is the matter with you?! What ale's you

by Rubber duck February 29, 2016

That's what O.J. said

A variant of "That's what she said," giving a feel of what O.J. Simpson would say. Said by people who are guilty but refuse to admit it.

1: A - It wasn't me, I swear!
B - That's what O.J. said!

2: A- I swear, I was framed!
B - That's what O.J. said!

3: A - I didn't do it!
B - That's what O.J. said!

by ReNeGaDeNorman April 30, 2011

What are you doing?

A question asked by your online buddy.
Upon reading that, you feel the urge to reply with the terms "your mom."

E: Hey man, how's it going?
A: Good.
E: What are you doing?
A: Your mom.
E: WTF??
A: That's right, I'm doing your mom.

by E ain't no Wanksta August 18, 2003

what's your 20?

This voice-communication alternative to "where are you?" derives from the police 10-codes, no longer used in most jurisdictions but nearly-standard in the U.S. from the 1940's until federal agencies discouraged them in the 21st century. "10-20" meant "What's your location?" or "My location is..." depending on the context. Ten-codes peaked in public awareness in the 1970's when the hit song "Convoy" brought citizens-band use of "10-4" to a period of widespread recognition.

The raw rookie cop had noticed that most police on duty substituted a different phrase rather than using the ten-codes he'd been taught in the Academy. He transmitted "where's your 20?" to his partner because he'd forgotten other cops usually said "what's your 20?". His veteran partner responded, "In my wallet with my five and two ones".

by Houndawg February 6, 2012