Salty Socket

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

salty curry

A salty curry is a time dependent sexual act. One person will consume a spicy curry and then 24 hours later will have anal sex. Extra spicy for everyone!

Packed with bold and lively flavours, the “salty curry” isn’t for the weak. It’s for the strong and the mighty. - Jamie Oliver

by RB900 January 24, 2025

Salliye "Angel" Brampton: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Salliye "Angel" Brampton: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Salloon Knotting

Getting drunk with a bottle of booze up the ass.

Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.

by Maniconwords February 12, 2025

salty cheeks

When someone cried and the tears left residue due to them drying up.

It can be heard in the song "Parallel Universe" by Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"Kill the pressure, It's raining on salty cheeks"

by Dorissima April 13, 2025

Salty banana boat

The action of having a bead of sweat licked from the arsehole to the tip of the penis on a hot day.

"Can you give me a salty banana boat"

by SikkaPash April 25, 2025

Salty Washcloth

When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.

John: "So you didn't finish her off?"

Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."

by ShinDiz May 9, 2025