Retarding

When your cat gets the zoomies and winds up breaking things

What was that crash!?
Oh that's just peanut being a douchebag

He's retarding

by Chickdoesweirdstuff May 22, 2024

retard

Sark

Sark is a retard.

by Jiming October 13, 2017

Retard

A person who looks up retard in the dictionary not knowing what it is.

If you look up something you are MEANT to know, and don't know it, you are a retard

by FredoriaGaming September 25, 2020

Retard shit

A crude term used to describe a piece of media or behaviour characterized by senselessness, nihilism and overall lack of substance.

-Did you see the latest MrBeast video?
-No that's retard shit.

by Wotanski January 20, 2024

Retard

An offensive but fun word to say. If only it isnt offensive..

Sped kid: *playing fortnite*

Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard

Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?

Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts

Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?

Guy: nah im not a cop

Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop

Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?

Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*

Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART

Sped kid: what the fuck...

by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023

Retarditis

A disease only transmissible if you live

in Temora. Basically, if you Live in Temora you’re a retard, that’s all.

Wow, Scott was just diagnosed with Retarditis, this is a bruh moment

by Overmicrowavednugget June 29, 2020

Retard

It's a slur. Please don't use this if you are not neurodivergent!

Meghan: Wow, that's kinda retarded, isn't it?
Sam: You know you really shouldn't say that. Just say stupid or idiotic.

by Thatautisticacegirl April 1, 2021