Fucking impaired rat

A dumbass baby punching spud muffin who hasn't even seen or thought about a shower in 4 days and goes into diabetic shock whenever they inhale a sugar particle
by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022
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Astigmatism Rat Goblins

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.
Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.
by Late Nights With Lately November 17, 2020
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Two Faced Rats

A Two Faced Rat is someone who is constantly being a hypocrite and is terrible to the people that try to care about them.
For example, "Maddie, Zeke and Jacob are Two Faced Rats."
by WandaKinnie April 16, 2021
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Josh Rat Saggytits

He is a weird and nasty creature. He often looks at girls as objects to put his penis in and wants to get his dick wet. He has sausage fingers and loves to give girls the cold chills. He lies about his virginity and is on the heavy side.
Josh Rat Saggytits often sits criss cross applesauce when hanging with friends
by Micheal Ferreira August 26, 2019
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egyptian rat slap

The act of fingering a girl on a sand dune
"While I was in Dubai, I gave Meliha the ol' egyptian rat slap!"
by DerDacter February 16, 2016
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Definition . To discard one or more bio-degradable objects frivolously and pretending like nothing happend.
-Did he just spill french fries on the ground?
-He's not even bothering to pick it up, just waiting for the rats to eat it.
by oneonezeroseven October 25, 2019
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