The keeper of The Box. The Box is a theoretical concept structure that contains all matter, logic, information, and everything that has ever and will ever exist. Technically the box does not have a size as it is infinite, but Person 29 is there to make sure that The Box does not collapse, potentially ending one of the universes The Persons are in.
Person 1: You ever think there’s something bigger than our universe?
Person 2: nigga are you fr
Person 29: being in the nothing sure is boring
Person 2: nigga are you fr
Person 29: being in the nothing sure is boring
by unused username February 8, 2024

The girl went to get some money from the guy's house who she said owed her money, and she wasn't going to let him start laughing at her the way everyone else did over it, so she shot him dead to prove to him she wasn't a weak person. Really, she was the worst kind of weak person. A male who does the same thing is the worst kind of weak person, therefore it is not unfair to a female to say the same thing about a female who does the same thing. She was tired of being called weak her whole life, and she couldn't let another person get away with laughing at her.
by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

by Benny king March 16, 2017

only the swaggiest of all
by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021

The deuteragonist (and sometimes antagonist) Urban Dictionary, usually hiding in the shadow of Person 1.
Person 2 is usually always getting caught up in Person 1's hijinks one way or another
Person 2 is usually always getting caught up in Person 1's hijinks one way or another
Person 2: I wish I had more self esteem
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lets go invent time travel
Person 2: What the hell we aren't rigor mortis bro
Person 1: We can be whatever we want Person 2
Person 3: What about me you guys?
Person 1: Get back in the basement Person 3
Person 3: Aww but Person 1-
Person 1: I SAID GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lets go invent time travel
Person 2: What the hell we aren't rigor mortis bro
Person 1: We can be whatever we want Person 2
Person 3: What about me you guys?
Person 1: Get back in the basement Person 3
Person 3: Aww but Person 1-
Person 1: I SAID GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT
by ImGuyford January 1, 2025

An experienced NES gamer, preferably concieved in the 80s, which shall provide consulting for others that aspire to rock the frustrating 8-bit games of lore
by ryamil August 1, 2013
