Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

berry mad

A red headed person who is continually mad and angry at everybody in proximity

Why is that guy always berry mad

by thank4help March 31, 2015

Mads

A horribly handsome fella, with extreamly large nuts. He is pretty much always on top of the leaderboard, and is mostly the alpha around his peasants. He always no matter what, has a immense amount of rizz. His pockets are full of rizz and he has unmatchable game when it comes to picking up chicks.

Brian: "Yo did you see Mads?"
Stephanie: "Yeah he is so fucking sexy"
Brian: "I'm straight and I fully agree"

by Laní August 17, 2022

Mads

a person who is way better than both a Holger or Harald

Oh man that Mads over there is way better than that Holger over there

by TheGuyWroteSomthing August 20, 2018

Mad easy

A term used to describe something absurdly easy.

Example 1:

Rick: Dude, the test was so hard!
Bob: Bro, that shit wasn't hard at all! It was mad easy!

Example 2:

Sgt. Dixius: Well done sir! Taking down a terrorist force is impressive.

Gabriel: To be honest, It wasn't that hard. It was mad easy.

Example 3:

David: Dude, why are you so nervous?

Jamal: This game is so important. I don't want to lose.

David: Dont worry! The game will be mad easy.

by Carl Matsmark March 12, 2025

magazine mad

vice versa of the mad magazine, an angry father who punishes his children of their made troubles, when he becomes angry

Bern, is a magazine mad yes, he always tells his son, Tom, to wait at school, till I come after you, but Tom has become mature and goes to a girl,s apartment, then Bern is that!

by man!? May 27, 2017

Mads

Mads will be the greatest person you’ve ever met. The future of Mads will be unknown, but Mads will still be powerful.
By being around Mads you go from a 3 to a solid 11.

Hey look! I’m hot now that I’m with Mads

by the crusty sock November 22, 2021