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mario vasquez 

A classy motherfucker who dropped out of american idol cuz he said "he can make it by himself" which he did, droppin that hot single "Gallery" ft. baby bash
jimbo- yo you hear that song gallery by mario vasquez
earl- yeah its pretty hot
jimbo- fuck yeah, MV's my boy
mario vasquez by Elsa Bingerbodem September 17, 2006
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Marianne Faithfull 

Pretty singer from the 60s and girlfriend of Mick Jagger during that same time. She was a drug addict and this ruined her life and career for a short while, but she regained herself and had a comeback in the 80s. She is now doing well.
Marianne Faithfull is so gorgeous.
Marianne Faithfull by Marianne Moon December 29, 2008

Marijana 

Marijana is THE most caring person ever. You could talk to her for hours and never get bored. She can make one of your worst days ever to the best ones. She’ll forever be by your side and nobody truly deserves such a loving person. I hope she’s gonna get everything she wants in her life because she just deserves so much. She never changes and every minute of the day she’s just herself. Also can we talk about how beautiful they are?! I mean she can wear whatever and look like a model. Her body is on point and her fave even more so! Big lips, blue eyes. Come on you should be a model, girl!!
Marijana is so pretty!
Yes, and unique!
Marijana by asyterkq October 25, 2020

dirty marino 

You pull out right before cumming and tell the girl to go long( 2 feet), like u were playing football. You then "pass" ur cum and she tries to catch it in her mouth to complete the pass.
Dude, I tried the Dirty Marino with Sylvia last night, but the pass was intercepted by Mary.
dirty marino by FUNNY December 1, 2004

the maria 

the maria is when a man takes his dick and balls and tucks them between his legs while standing and crossing his like so it appears he has no dick but a hairy pussy . you must be completely naked and then start flexing, usually done for your friends for entertainment purposes
dont do the maria for your relatives
the maria by jay machinegun June 12, 2007
The most amazing example of a person ever. The most beautiful girl in the world! She's beautiful, funny and perfect in every way possible. Everyone wishes they had a Maria. I have a Maria. She is everything to me.
*Maria walks past*

By-stander 1 - Wow! Look at that perfectly beautiful lady walking past.. I would do anything for her.. I wish she could be mine..

By-stander 2 - Oh she is.. She's such a Maria
Maria by M Brom August 22, 2009