Blow Jack

To masturbate under the influence of cocaine.

I was caught blow jacking in the strip club bathroom.

by detective dipshit November 16, 2011

Jack Jumbo

Pronounced: "Yack Yumbo"

Ordering a burger from Jack in the Box (Fast Food Restaurant on the West Coast) that is not listed on their menu. It is basically a Jumbo Jack and a taco. The taco is inserted in the Jumbo Jack for an extremely flavorful crunch. It is favorite treat, that originated in Los Angeles County in 1992.

"I am really hungry and only have $2, its time for a Jack Jumbo!"

by O.M.A.R. November 11, 2008

Crowd-Jacking

V; At almost any concert (though mostly Metal concerts), people Crowd surf. Crowd-Jacking is the act of moving towards a crowd surfer heading in your direction and reaching into his pockets, stealing his Cell Phone, Wallet, Cigarettes, Knife, Money, Etc. in the chaos as he passes over your head and the heads of all the other moshers in the pit. In the fun, the Crowd surfer usually never even notices he's just been jacked.

"I don't go to see The Casualties play live anymore because people are always Crowd-Jacking there and ruining the fun."

by Mosh_Pit_Warrior_650 October 21, 2008

Jack and Crash

The act of falling asleep or passing out right after jackin' off. Along with this,your cock is hanging out and you have dried semen all over your hand and chest.

After the drunk dude got home he jerked off and crashed on the couch. His Dad came home and busted the dude with his boxers pulled down to his ankels and ball batter all over his hands chest and hair, and drool running down his chin..
It's very humiliating to get busted if you Jack and Crash

by T- Bass February 16, 2009

Jacking-Around

Fooling around, messing with buddies or other people in a completely dumb way.

Hey!, stop jacking-around.

by Legs Mahoney February 12, 2009

jack nelson

The Pengest Boy You'll Ever Meet, Sex Magnet, Extremely Large Penis

I Want to Fuck Jack Nelson

by MC BigPenis September 19, 2016

bottom jack

noun:a name for people who are stupid, obnoxious, and/or bothersome.

verb:1.to be an imbecile, 2. an act of uncalled for or pointless actions causing others to dislike someone.

Chauncey was being such a bottom jack yesterday. He would not shut up.

by W.K. Rand April 22, 2008