Snake

Yours truly Tess <3 Im officially coming out as snake

(Also none ever act explained to me how I was the snake so please feel free and step forth )

Whole class: snake snake snake snake
Me: walks away giggling cutely 🥹🥹

by T355 August 4, 2022

Albino Garden Snake

When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.

Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"

by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017

snake

somebody who goes behind your back and is really sus you cant trust them with your secrets

guy 1: bro that Vincent guys a snake
guy 2: I know bro he was talking about me behind my back

by wdwlimelight September 20, 2018

Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.

Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn

by sqaur3d February 9, 2024

Snake

Nope rope

what the hell is a snake doing up your ass

by adhdsworld April 22, 2021

window snake

A window snakr is a peeping tom with his cock on the window sill

The window slammed down on the window snake

by Spitting anaconda April 14, 2017

Makes snake

When something just makes complete and utter sense!

Drinking wine with the bubble butts right now makes snake 🐍

by XtianR June 2, 2018