Crazy Horse

Crazy Horse

The Crazy Horse is a romantic encounter which begins with your partner breaking all of their promises, gives you smallpox, and neither of you finish. You retaliate by shaving their head and opening a casino in their apartment.

by Jazzyscooter April 3, 2026

Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025

luci horsecock

An amazing person that cannot focus on multiple things due to ADHD

Bro you act like "Luci horsecock"

by sadiesonyadib June 22, 2025

Trojan Horse

When during intercourse the man penetrates the walls of troy(vagina) and the soldiers(semen) attack the city(female insides)

My dad Trojan Horsed his secretary and my mother was mad

by Thebigboppinbitch June 24, 2025

Trojan Horse

When a woman requests the use of a condom to engage in intercourse and the man complies, wearing a condom to begin the interaction. After several strokes the man reaches down and pulls off the condom and continues with the intercourse to completion. By the time the woman realizes it is too late.

“Becky I had to take a plan-b this morning cause Chad said he was gonna wear a condom but that was a Trojan Horse.

by Mike_hunt... July 25, 2025

Hennessy Horse Rider

When a white woman engages in sexual acts with multiple black men.

Just drove by the park and saw some woman doing the Hennessy Horse Rider with a basketball team.

by Mr.Dingo August 12, 2025

A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.

Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.

by Exothryll August 14, 2025