hot jon 

When you stick a curling iron up someone's ass and turn it on. It's often used as a threat.

"Shut up before I give you a hot jon."

hot jon by the MN Realest April 16, 2015

hot pocket squirt 

Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'

verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.

My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter

hot pocket squirt by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016

Hot cross bum 

When during doggy-style sex the guy pulls out and jizzes over the girl/guy's arse in the shape of a cross.

Hey, because it's Easter, how about we do a hot cross bum?

Hot cross bum by Nicearse July 7, 2016

Hot diddy pimpin 

When yo pimp bust yo ass, instead of the classic pimp slap he may pull a hot diddy pimp, or be hot diddy pimpin.

This is done by placing the ball of your hand in something hot, for example water, and slapping that hoe ass

Bonquisha: GURL YOU LOOK HURT!
Quitchin: YO, MY PIMP JIST GAVE ME A GOOD HOT DIDDY PIMPIN UP ON MY ASS FO NOT GETTIN HIM THAT MULAH THIS WEEK.
Bonquisha: DAMN GURL

Hot diddy pimpin by Ihaveavagina June 23, 2016

Hot Russian Brides 

The widest array of the most sought-after, intoxicating women in the world at your fingertips.

The first-class worldliness of Russian and Ukrainian beauties, coupled with their desire for lasting love, is a rare luxury that you can afford.

Hot Russian Brides will awaken your heart.

I found lasting love on Hot Russian Brides.

Hot Russian Brides by UpLift September 1, 2016

Hot Fortune

Betting you only have to fart and losing

Tony bet he only had to fart. He lost and won a Hot Fortune

Hot Fortune by For Science 79 October 17, 2016

hot-dog style 

The way Christian girls have sex so that they can preserve their v-cards. Normally, the guy just puts it between her legs rather than actually in her vagina.

"Hey Mary Ellen, did you hook up with Chad?"
"Yeah, but we just did it hot-dog style, so Jesus isn't mad!"

hot-dog style by hellfire lady November 13, 2016