Fate Fuck

Realization, after the fact, that your one night stand was someone you already knew.

Shazam randomly meets Pepsi on a Friday night. They fuck. She stalks his facebook Monday morning only to discover herself in his old photos. Banana says "that`s fate." Shazam says "No, it`s a fate fuck."

by Bananaramarama February 2, 2010

Fucked For Life

Being fucked for life means being fucked for ever and ever, without intermittent periods of not being fucked.

'The Landlord's daughter is fucked for life'
'Why?'
'She's slept with two of her dad's tenants.'

by ntfckdfrlf March 22, 2010

Muppet Fuck

Finger fucking someone using ALL of your fingers. Your hand is positioned as if you have your hand is in a puppet.

" I dont even know the girl and I started "muppet fucking" her.

by PinkBootie October 8, 2010

fuck butler

One who gives concierge services in exchange for sexual favors from their employer.

Man, I would sure love to be Emma Watson's fuck butler.

by Richie westside December 7, 2013

fuck rash

Fuck rash consists of small red bumps which appear on the inner thighs following an especially spirited bout of fucking.

I've got a serious case of fuck rash with your name on it

by Craig Jensen October 7, 2009

It's Fucking Noon

in its original form "it's fucking noon" refers to About 1:30 in the morning when you are too shit faced to know the difference between midnight and noon. The expression could also be used to denote that it is to early to go home and that you desire another drink or five.

we can't go home yet IT'S FUCKING NOON!

by boomtown305 September 1, 2010

Gentsch fuck

1. A term used to describe fucking a very unattractive girl.
2. One step above a drunk fuck

Dude I Gentsch fucked this girl I wish I had higher standards.

by Gentsch's Room mates September 24, 2007