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David

A person who brings a macetă to school
Why did you bring your knife you are such a David.
by tatal tau November 22, 2021
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David

David is a sweat hearted mal, he is also known as simp towards any male or female mostly the male sex. David is also into deep hairy anal with any (homeless/not homeless). His main suspects are usually named : Ashley,Aston,Barry,Espen, The Matthews,Connor,Riley,Joey,Storm.
Oh I heard David loves anal.
by Cheryl Horsell April 18, 2021
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david

david is the biggest meany and he is not welcome in my household and he should be welcomed in yours…steer clear of every david you ever meet bc he will always be cocky and prideful
“you talk to david ???? run.”

yeah i should
by anti david’s October 3, 2021
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david

David is a french male, someone who makes everyone laugh. A courageous person and will often have a not much confidence on the way he thinks of himself, which might frustrate others around. A disciplined guy that teachers find a way to "hate". Yet hates video games and loves summer.
"hey did you see david on the bus yesterday"

"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"
by lolipop dude January 2, 2019
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david

david’s such a fucker. what a little bitch.
by adsav12 September 26, 2018
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David Rexa

When you are born as short person, you could be called as "David Rexa". This word is based on guy who was called David Rexa. He was 18 years old and only 143 cm tall. After some research he found a way to make himself tall. After some time in lab he eventually got to 188cm after only 1 and half year.
Friend : Hey how you doin´ ?
You : Just trying to get out of this David Rexa situation, I don´t want to be this small my entire life.

Friend: Good luck with that :)
by Porkysko April 5, 2023
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Ariana David

Basic broke ass wannabe chick that’s dumb as a rock.
Damn don’t be like Ariana David.
by Kklumsy February 16, 2018
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