Not-Beer

(n) Anything that is discernably not beer. Derived from the Beer/Not-Beer dichotomy, which dictates that anything and everything in existence (and non-existence) can be placed in one of the two aforementioned categories.

Note: Recently, "Not-Beer" has been colloquialized (adj), meaning: stupid, lame, unworthy of praise, worthy of scorn, etc. Due to the recent colloquialization of "Not-Beer," its positive form, "Beer," has only naturally been adopted as an antonym (adj), meaning: cool, awesome, unworthy of derision, worthy of commendation, etc.
Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss: Beer.
Popov: Not-Beer.
Spaten Optimator: Beer.
Smirnoff Ice: Not-Beer.
Stone Brewing Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale: Beer.
Sand: Not-Beer.

A Fresh Keg of Bell's Two-Hearted Ale: Beer.
Billy's new tat of a biker-demon wielding swords of blue flame: Beer.
Freddy's new tat of his grandmother's big toe: Not-Beer.
Freddy attempting to kegstand that Bell's Two-Hearted Ale and failing miserably: Not-Beer.

Getting Along: Beer.
Bureaucracy: Not-Beer.
by Face Of Bear August 19, 2010
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Alley Beer

Free-standing, fermented urine found between buildings in medium to large cities.
"That was a well brewed Alley Beer," Chad said after taking a sip.
by Flex Daddy Righteou$ April 09, 2017
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Pie and Beer Day

An alternative to Pioneer day on July 24th, which celebrates the Mormon settlers settling in Utah. "Pie and Beer" plays on the word "Pioneer" and serves as an excuse to eat pie and drink beer.
Person A: Are you celebrating Pioneer day?
Person B: No, I'm celebrating Pie and Beer day instead.
by postmalone69 July 26, 2019
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The Beer Effect

The though that an action done amongst men might seem kinda gay, but as long as you add beer, its not gay anymore.
Kyle - «Yo me and brodie went on a joke together and watched the sundet on top of a mountain»
Quandale - «Lol thats kinda gay»
Kyle - «We had a couple of beers on the top»
Quandale - «Oh, thats the beer effect bro»
by AbelTesfaye April 18, 2023
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Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.
He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.
by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011
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Bong Beer

Fill a bong/dab rig with beer, take a rip, then chug the beer from the bong
Friend 1: I wanna get crossed
Friend 2: do a Bong Beer
by GucciPlayboyOnRoblox January 01, 2017
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beer banged

When Hailey makes up random sayings/words.
Hailey: “I am the aborted cat fetus of kittens.”

Me: wow you really beer banged that one out Hailey
by TheHails March 07, 2019
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