[An American Crime]

really fucked up movie about a dumb cunt that beats a really nice girl cuz her real daughter is a prego slut

based on a true story of the first child abuse case in indiana in 1965 or 1966

an american crime was really a fucked up movie

by panda81507 January 18, 2009

American Champagne

An oxymoron.

Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.

Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.

by Txorromorro March 15, 2025

American Football

literally the definition of rugby for wimps

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps

by Lol_hahah11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021

Americans

Fat, lazy, shitheads who get everything they want, including diabetes.

Those Americans stole my mothers oil, then he raped her because she stole his McDonalds.

by Bbccuminmedaddynigger December 9, 2023

American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Primarily born into a strong bloodline and generational wealth.

Man, I met this Engineer named Jake the other day. Talk about The American Dream…

by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024

american roulette

like the russian counterpart you use a glock. Take turns untill one person is alive

"Lets play american roulette! The winner does the dishes"

"Im bored, lets play american roulette!"

by ThatAnnoyingKidOnCOD January 11, 2021

Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)

A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)

Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."

Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)

They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.

“Yeah sure, they’re ‘FBA' alright – Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)”

by TonalTruths April 4, 2024