No Emily Day

No Emily Day is on December 4th!

Yay! It's No Emily Day!

by Yolo2157 December 2, 2019

Hump day

A day where virginity loss tends to increase by 800000% for one day since it is hump day

Leo: Hey George! I heard the hoes are asking for more man on hump

George: Oh it is HUMP DAY

They lose there virginities in the next day at the party on hump day.

by LOL110 February 18, 2019

Day 11

The day in the Menstrual Cycle when a girl becomes most fertile, and is usually very near to Ovulation. Because of increased hormones she becomes extremely horny, and greatly desires sex.

You can tell if a girl is on Day 11 if she repeatedly mentions dirty or sexual things or just wants to have incredible amounts of sex. Be careful on this and the following days though, she's horny for a reason; it's babymakin time and the oven is warm.

Cassie: I called 8 dudes in my contact list, 4 of which aren't even booty call status and none of them will come and fuck me. AHHHH!!!

Jeff: Are you that easy or is it Day 11?

Cassie: Day 11

Chris: DUDE! Me and Stacy went for 7 rounds today. I couldn't believe it, we both called in for work sick and romped all day long!

Steve: Gotta love Day 11, I hope she's on the pill!

by Bodaggin April 11, 2011

Douche of the day

Declaration of somebody acting in an idiotic and mischievous manner.

Oh, there goes James. Douche of the day!

by JamessssB January 20, 2009

Election day

When America either gets saved or fucked on the first Tuesday of November every 4 years.

On Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020 America is going to have its election day where the electoral college decides if America gets saved or not. It might create a civil war if the results go bad.

by suckmydickwithyourmotherslips November 2, 2020

BP DAY

Booty patrol day

normally held on any day when thick booty is present

"damn she thick i think it BP DAY"

by johnyboi23 September 10, 2018

10k day

One’s 10,000th day alive. This occurs when one is a little over 27 years’ old.

Me: Jack when are we celebrating your 10k day?
Jack: It’s already been and I didn’t celebrate it. I’m devastated!
Me: So sorry to hear. You only get one!

by Festival Jez March 6, 2019