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dad omelette

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch

Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!

Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
by bakedjake August 30, 2021
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your dad loose

your dad loose is a phrase used as an insult against someone.

The phrase refers to the loose asshole of the victims father, indicating that you have anally penetrated them.
Guy 1: Fuck you!

Guy 2: Nah fuck you, your dad loose bitch!
by Kivikallo August 30, 2021
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Dad Task

A task only a father can do the right way.

Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...
"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."
by MacGyver McGoo September 2, 2021
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g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES
well... g dad taxes ig
by 🦁 May 31, 2021
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dad

lifes a bitch its making me get dad disorder
by lilsamsixty9 June 4, 2021
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My dad

Gone😢
Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone
by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021
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Dad

A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.
Dad left to have sex with a frog
by Hail.za.queen June 6, 2021
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