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This Kid University

In 2023, This Kid University (TKU) was founded and established for students that have silly or mindless moments. It is often associated with the phrase “This kid” and can be used in a wide variety of contexts.
I graduated from This Kid University.

This kid… He belongs at TKU!
by belvitasandwich February 19, 2024
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Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
by Catlover145 June 24, 2017
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Universal oof

Creates a universe made of oof
Someone said: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof and got blasted into a universe me: universal oof alert by by buddy
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Marywood University

A private catholic school in the lovely hood of Scranton, PA. Where rich white kids and extremely smart nerds come to fuck shit up and get plastered out of their minds. The students that go here and proud to be anywhere but their neighboring schools Lackawanna college and the university of Scranton because they know they are richer and smarter then they will ever be.
Kid 1: “ayo did you bang that dime piece from Marywood university?”

Kid 2: “nah but they’re all over I’m sure I’ll find another that’s rich and addicted to white claws”
by JesusLovingAlcoholic September 17, 2022
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No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.
"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."
by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020
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King Saud University

College of Engineering: KFUPM rejects
College of Computer Science: Doing the same job as an Indian dude that makes 200 riyals per month
College of Science: AKA "the graveyard". No science is conducted here, only pain and suffering
College of Business Admin: Will end up either unemployed or a "manager" at daddy's company
College of Medicine: Future "doctors" that notoriously cheat on exams
College of Applied Medicine: Med rejects
College of Pharmacy: About as likely to be employed as a College of Arts graduate, also med rejects
College of Arts: Four year version of your middle school geography/history class, almost zero hiring potential
College of Education: Spending 4 years of your life to teach grade school students who will make you suicidal
College of Languages and Translation: English language courses but as a 4-year-degree for low IQ people with zero real skills
College of Law and Political Science: Redacted
King Saud University is still better than KFUPM, cope and seethe.
by Al7mar October 2, 2022
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