post salt clarity

When you realize something after you chill out.

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.

by logan2611 July 28, 2021

Post shower energy

A surge of energy when you get out of the shower

I got this post shower energy flowing through me

by The energy guy December 30, 2019

Pastel Posting

(Verb) The Act of posting one-sided & unreliably sourced social media photos or tweets preaching about a complex political issue in an attempt to feel good about oneself for doing next to nothing. The name originates from the common “Pastel” colored font & graphics displayed on many Instagram posts.

Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.

I unfollowed her on Instagram after her feed devolved into repeated pastel posting about The Israeli Palestine conflict.

Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.

by Pantin Zombie June 21, 2021

post statusness

A rate on 1 to 10
on how well you are posted up

yo i give your 9.5 on post statusness

by Jusstin May 16, 2008

never post hate speech or people’s personal information

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by ParaparaPartyCrow August 29, 2024

Manny post

When you post a picture and stating "Should I Cop". When in reality you could never afford it In the first place.

Guy 1 :"Manny posting Rims again"
Guy 2: "He won't get shit, he lives with his parents"

by Ci11antr0 August 24, 2023

Post-formal farts

when you’re finished with formal, your date’s gone, and you can finally rip ass

Hunter: man what a fun formal!
Haydn: yeah bro I got the post-formal farts now *farts nonstop for 3 minutes*

by mrincredible_69 December 5, 2021