I don't want to hear the king's dead, I want to see the king dead

(Phrase) I won't be satisfied until I see it for myself.

See also doubting thomas, faggot

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

make you have dead babies

This is what someone says when you lift something heavy. The item is so heavy that it will cause you to have dead babies.

I bet that bookcase was heavy. It'll make you have dead babies.

by Jim Davis July 11, 2007

Don't beat a dead horse

Acknowledging Urbandictionary as a credible dictionary in all of your classes.

Don't beat a dead horse:
"What is a Pepsi Challenge?"
"Well Urbandictionary says..."

by Anonghgh August 31, 2013

looking up a dead mule's ass

to rehash the past

"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."

by jen o December 8, 2013

Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper

1} (Noun) A really stupid person who wipes someones ass for a living.
2} (Noun) An insult.

Acronym: BDPoTP.

1} Guy 1: "Hey, did you know that this bathroom has a Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper? He does it for 10 cents!"
Guy 2: "Really? I might try using him today!"
2} Guy 1: "You fucking Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper!"
Guy 2: no u

by SomeGuyWithAName July 6, 2018

suck a fart out of a dead seagull

When someone tries to get smart to u.

Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull

by chris.k May 17, 2006

Bring out your dead

After pwnage, this phrase is one that may be uttered, to avoid clichés such as all your base and pwn3d

Bring out your dead, bring out your dead! I just shat on you!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004