Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.

by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

Peach tea

urina

Take a bucket of piss and call it peach tea.

by hameson7 September 18, 2022

Boston Tea Party

The act of dipping ones scrotum in kerosine and lighting it on fire. Nutsack is then dragged against victims temple till the flame goes out.

Dude, lets give Sunny the Boston Tea Party tonight during poker!

by Kk5565 June 12, 2023

Masculini-Tea

Slang term for semen, cum, or jizz. Similar to "male tears".

"I heard Jessica was chugging Masculini-Tea last night. What a slut!"

by Milk Maiden December 16, 2024

Tea Mixers

Tea Mixers are that part of the fandom that always spills tea and they are active in the Drama. They are more careful with words than Petty Mixers. They hate Cupcake Mixers but we cant blame them even PopCorn Mixers hate Cupcakes

These two are Tea Mixers they are always spilling tea

by Steph Pinnock April 28, 2018

tea & crumpets

something gingers eat for lunch

oh those tea & crumpets look nice

by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017

Tea

British propaganda

“Would you like some tea?”
That sounds like British Propoganda.

by OrangeJuise August 3, 2018