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Anal sex using mentral blood for lube.
It's that time of month again so we opted for the Dirty Red Tom.
by Transvester September 2, 2019
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An exclamation of unhappiness. Often used when supremely pissed off. While fucking a is generally a good thing (meaning fucking amazing), this is a bad thing.
dude: oh oh shit! I hate this place! There isn't any bathrooms!
Lady: FUCKING A, TOM!
by MuZ1 February 17, 2009
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A strange metaphysical force that compels one to doodle incessantly while playing the guitar. Adding notes to songs where they shouldn't be. Alternativley: Adult Attention Deficit Disorder & just being an annoying Tired Old Man.
Hey Mike, there goes Tom doodling again, he can't help himself.
by Thick Daddy May 22, 2003
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A radio "talk" show where a group of people sit around and laugh for several hours. These two people are basically professional male hens who somehow became a syndicated radio program. Also, they probably get higher than a kite before they come to work so that they can laugh at increasingly humourless things.
Reginald: It's morning, I guess I'll listen to 101.5.

turns on radio
Bob and Tom: *laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh*

hours later
News Anchor: In breaking news, police are trying to find a motive to why an area man jumped out a seven story window...
by Xzonza 1 January 22, 2010
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an African American; the real problem AA conservatives have is that they're full of shit when they defend the fucked up statements made by other conservatives.

Why join the folks who would just as quickly call you "N_______" and support them when they do? Why are you compelled to say "They are misunderstood" or "They were taken out of context." when you KNOW they are speaking from the heart? Because you are an Uncle Tom!

When I was a kid, i used to think an "Uncle Tom" was a person who sounds black and doesn't act black( whatever the fuck "acting black" means) in public, but adulthood taught me the true nature of the Uncle Tom- he's the sell-out. The person who wants acceptance so much for himself, he's willing to say anything and do anything to get others to accept him- even say things about his own people to accomplish that task. Black conservatives don't talk about how Republicans are aiding minorities in the workplace, or how the GOP wants to help more blacks with civil issues. They just defend ideas from the Right as OK in their book.
"I don't mind if Sen. ______said blacks are uneducated because what he meant was...."- as if the person needs a minority's perspective to explain in plain English the politician's intent. The GOP needs that token black as Gunga Din, carrying the water so their white asses don't get wet. "Let the black guy say the things we don't want put into our record, because HE doesn't care what they think about him- HE wants to be like us! Who cares if his fellow blacks turn on him, we don't have to care! He isn't white after all!" Carson may be an intelligent man to become a pediatrician, but he's a dumb jigga' for playing Uncle Tom for Fox.

barack obama is uncle tom
by house nigger 2991 December 10, 2013
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