Sock Pop

when you jerk off so hard in your cum sock you bend your dick causing lots of pain

last night i was watching a pokimane stream and then i took out my cum sock and hit a sock pop.

by CraccHead69 November 6, 2021

Sock

A phony facebook profile used for trolling

Me:"That chick is hot"
You: "Its a sock acount"
Me: "even if its just a sock, id still cum in her".

by Bonezybonez May 30, 2017

sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."

by austinhaws March 15, 2009

sock phone

When you hide your friend's phone in his sock when he isn't paying attention

A sleepover:

Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!

by mr. shmeckles November 29, 2013

Wet sock lover

The fetishism of wearing wet or damp socks.

Logan is a wet sock lover and is proud of it.

by Larry_n March 29, 2022

Wet sock

A used condom

Don't flush a wet sock

by Ttails February 5, 2020

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016