If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it 

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.

Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017

for fuck's sake

1. sort of like "for god's sake", "for heaven's sake", etc.

1. For fuck's sake! Would you just do me this one favor?

for fuck's sake by Alanna Rose Flaherty April 30, 2003

Shake 'n' Bake 

1. What Ricky Bobby (played by Will Ferrell) uses in "Talladega Nights". "Shake and bake are "two verbs, they go good together, they rhyme..."

2. Shake 'n Bake is a food brand asset owned by Altria Group and was first introduced in 1965. It's a product made from mostly bread crumbs and spices designed to coat chicken before baking.

3. To grind up yo weed n' smoke it!

1. It's Shake "n' Bake time!

2. I used to use Shake 'n' Bake on my chicken when I was a kid.

3. Hurry up and get some cush so we can Shake 'n' Bake!

Shake 'n' Bake by Danielle Marie August 17, 2006

snakes 

Fake friends.

Those girls are snakes.

snakes by AllTheseGirlsAreMySons April 6, 2015

Shake before the cake 

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.

That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.

Shake before the cake by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Shakeer 

A sexy beast who has many friends and has desirable relations with one of his friends . Has great relation with activities related with nature and conservation

Look the great Shakeer is approaching

Shakeer by The_$exy_beast October 5, 2021

Hell Shake 

Diarrhea. An unpleasant bowel movement, which could serve as a milk shake in hell.

Ah dude, that Chinese food really f'ed my guts up; I've got to make a hell shake!

Hell Shake by Paul Avast November 2, 2007