I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

luca sexual

sexually and romantically attracted to luca celeste

“can i come out to you rq? i think i’m luca sexual.”

by yu123455 May 2, 2024

luca sexual

When you’re romantically and sexually attracted to luca.

“I’m luca sexual.”

by yu123455 May 2, 2024

luca sexual

when you’re romantically and sexually attracted to luca.

“guys, i think i’m luca sexual.”

“no, you’re just confused.”

by yu123455 May 4, 2024

Bust(ing) it down sexual style

To cook (do good) in a given situation.

“My nigga Terry be bust(ing) it down sexual style, he absolutely killed that show!”
“Dad: Son, how’d you do in your exam?

Son: I am absolutely bust(ing) it down sexual style, I got a perfect score!”

by RMG_OFC May 6, 2024

Hobo-Sexual

When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay

Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

ScooblyBoobly Sexual

Straight people who can do flips.

Mother I am ScooblyBoobly Sexual.

by Kevin1000 November 25, 2021