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Simp

Short for the famous fox series "The Simpsons".
Who's your favorite member of the Simp family?
by frigginlit March 11, 2020
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A guy who would do anything for pussy but never gets it. Would literally ditch the boys to hang with the girls just to be friendzoned and called the gay best friend. Usually named Jacob
Guy 1: omg you are really going to hang with girls instead of the boys?
Guy 2: yea im trying to get my dick wet
Guy 1: you never get pussy all the girls friend zoned you! You’re such a simp!
by Thatpussman January 16, 2020
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Simp

Joe Mikulski the nice guy that always finishes last
Joe is such a simp.
What a simp doesn’t he realize she’s out of his league!!!
by Suckerforluv May 31, 2022
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A person who searches for 6/10 or under females. These types of people can be very disgruntled at times. You will often see a SIMP on the side begging for some spare coochie. Be warned ugly and underage women!
Jessica: “John DeFrancesco is the biggest simp in the school. He tries to get with all the freshman. Don’t be a SIMP!”

Tiffany: omg he tried getting with my 6 year old cousin yesterday
by IamtheUnknown November 20, 2019
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Simp

You. You are a simp. Admit it.
Person: Are you a simp?
Person2: yes..
by You don’t 2 know my name February 25, 2021
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a lot of kind of simps on kind believes women are gods, one kind does kind things and want sex for picking up a chip they drop, one kind calls women making saying your bf is (beep) come date me and I am not like other guys (if a guy says I am not like other guys say I am like other women)
bob is a simp he gives 2000$ a week to women online
by trup2020 August 20, 2020
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