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Post Cart Clarity

The feeling of regret after you just got belligerently high and ask yourself why you just did that. And then proceed to take a monstrosity of a blinker right after.

Synonym to Post Nut Clarity
“Hey man what’s wrong?”

“I’m going through post cart clarity right now.. kinda sobering up a bit”

“You’re crazy man.. here… it’s your rip”
by BobbysGhost October 31, 2025
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post-peak

adjective: describing a situation, object, or social trend that is highly illustrative or emblematic of social decline - as in the kind that takes place after the best years of a civilization have passed.
Jason: Did you see the green-haired girl scaling the side of the office building yesterday?
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak
by Don's Johnson March 30, 2023
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Posted & Boasted

A generic posting on social media to inform, update, or sympathize with, one’s followers, friends, and fans, usually in a light-hearted, downplayed manner which screams of bragging.

A humble brag.
Did you see he posted photos of him working in a soup kitchen? He totally Posted & Boasted! He was the main focus in the photos!”
by Hugh Wards January 24, 2025
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The House of Horrible Posts

DRIGGS' and Cobra's Sexy House of Delicious Titay Fooking Whores.
Let's all titay fook L-5!
by Richard Nixon October 9, 2004
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Post

1. A long metal piece that holds up something to keep in balance

2. A piece of writing, image, or other item of content published online, typically on a blog or social media website. This is a post
I just made a post LOL
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
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Julian Post

Bitch you have been lackin again. Get your act up and be a bit more Julian Post
by Mahatma Gandhi‘s barber December 21, 2022
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flame post

A abusive message posted on the Internet or sent by email, typically in quick response to another message.
Why did ypu sent that flame post?
by SvenOslo June 17, 2017
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