jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy wants to fake several instances of prom with females.
Did you hear they canceled prom this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, are you free for prom pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, I'm always free for jimmy posting!
by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021
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jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy fakes several instances of prom with false female dates.
Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.
by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021
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Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 29, 2024
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Post sandwich reflection

When the sandwich was so good you take the time to stare into the wind of how good it was
You ever had a sandwich so good you just had to reflect on its greatness = post sandwich reflection
by Malko p May 31, 2024
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Post-Arnav-Glow

The unmistakable radiant aura a person (usually male) carries after being thoroughly loved: mind, body, and soul, by a guy named Arnav.
It involves at least 7 mind-blowing orgasms, emotional transcendence, and a kind of afterglow that makes you walk like a goddess, giggle mid-texts, and say things like “I saw god... and he spells his name A-R-N-A-V." (And you don't even believe in God)
The Post-Arnav Glow has you walking out like you’ve been blessed, baptized, and reborn

Symptoms include:

1.Hair shinier than a shampoo ad

2 Skin glowing like you’ve just done 10 steps of Korean skincare

3. Inability to stop smiling and staring at him

4.That smug, sexy smile that says, “Yeah, he’s mine

5. Hydrating like your life depends on it (because it does)

Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s the Post-Arnav Glow. Man’s a religion
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s Post-Arnav-Glow—man’s a religion.”
by Bunsbish May 22, 2025
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post coital kindness

A state of euphoric.bliss following sex in which one partner showers the other with annoying compliments after completion of a sexual encounter.
After Charlotte rode Graham like a wild Shackelford pony, he was overwhelmed with post coital kindness rendering his partner helpless.
by Rod Ba July 31, 2017
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Post Office

Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
by kelsiecole January 01, 2021
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