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ninja

a game of aggressive engagement.

in this game you will be hands in at the start of the game and yell ninja and strike a ninja pose. one person will attempt to strike another person's hand with their own. whether you hit or miss, wherever you struck you have to keep your stance where you landed. you may attack or use one move to get out of sticky situations or to get more engaged.
"hey let's go play ninja!"

"omg no last time you hit my thigh on accident & it hurt really bad"
by pizza hoez June 11, 2017
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Ninja

A try hard man child who acusses everyone who kills him a stream sniper
Hey man ninja just died from the storm.shit the storm must be stream sniping
by Jakepaulhater8364648 November 24, 2018
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To Ninja

Verb:To Ninja or to be Ninjad. meaning to give it to someone real good. Go all the way and then some. No half assing..giving it 200%. Usually referenced for acts of a sexual nature or revenge.
Dave was so ninjad by his lover he couldnt walk for three days. "Totally worth it" he said, "I cant wait to be ninjad again"!

Maggie said "I am going to Ninja Mike so bad he wont know what hit him"
by LilSumptin February 13, 2019
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Nike Ninja

A Man that is of african decent who has a love for nike and the chinese temples. He also loves making seriously devious attempts on his niece from time to time
Guy 1” he must be a nike ninja”
Guy 2” innit hes black and incest
by Shrekpornmaker3000 January 6, 2023
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Ninja Sheriff Treemi

Dumb Ass who runs through out the Westland night life with camera. Occasionally hopping fences. Usually with Ninja Fukushimi.
by Alyssa December 5, 2004
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Ninja

The act of spying or checking up thoroughly on someone through their online profiles. E.g. Facebook, blogs
Hey do you suppose you can help me ninja on the girl we just met in the pantry?

I wonder what kind of topics she likes, maybe I should ninja her blog.
by lordknn November 26, 2010
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AI Ninja

An "AI ninja" is someone who masters the true power potential of Artificial Intelligence apps" with precision, almost like a real ninja martialist black belt holder. They know how to navigate AI’s capabilities, solve problems, and create wealth, communicate effortlessly with the opposite sex, destroy any enemies, deal with the authorities, tell the best jokes, have the best humor. All they need is a smartphone and internet connection. They gain borderline godlike powers. It's like all human history: geniuses, prodigies all in one bit, like jobe from lawnmower man Stephen Hawking's movie where a simpleton
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.
Frank: Hey, Lee! You won't believe what I saw Mike the other day! He was driving a Bugatti Veyron! Around town with a hot OF blonde girl in the passenger seat. And get this, he's got a mansion now too.

Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.

Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .

Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?

Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?

Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..

Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL

Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .
by Jamie Cheese November 6, 2025
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