Money

Hym "Money is also more important that women... Temperature... Like, not the climate but like the temperature in your house... Like a cool 68⁰... Carbonated beverages... See, these are all things that are (unlike women) are not wrong and bad... Revenge on society. You see women wouldn't understand this because the patriarchy does more FOR them than it does TO them but they are just full of shit and delusional... Antibiotics... Hair... More important than women... Not having it makes you an actively bad person... Weeding out charlatans and burning them at the stake... Giving Megyn Kelly a belt spanking... That ones on the fence cus she is a Woman but the spanking (in that instance) in more important than women as such... OH! OH! I almost forgot the most important thing! Murdering kids! The closef you can get to birth the better! Hammer. Stabbing. Rocket launcher. The MOST important thing is getting those motherfuckers IN. THE. GROUND. What they need to start doing is putting a blender under the birthing tables. Rev it up while she's giving birth. You won't have to listen to this stupid bitch scream. Ppppllllttt! Shit em out, straight into the blender."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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I'm literally a billionaire and created A.I. none of that matters if you would just acknowledge what's fucking happening here...
Hym "I can just make the money. It doesn't take anything for me to do that you fucking idiots."
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
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Paper you trade for food.
Hym "I'm thirsty..."

Iam "We already spent too much money today."

Hym "Someone needs to give us all of their money..."

Iam "Didn't we have have a rule about not giving people money?"

Hym "I don't care about rules! I care about getting red bull into my blood. That's who should give us money!"

Iam "Red bull?"

Hym "Yes! They would probably give us drinks for free too."

Iam "I guess...."

Hym "We could get red bull tattoos"

Iam "Are you ... Are your serious?"

Hym "No you idiot! Get up and go get us some drinks!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
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It does cost money to feed and house slaves. Food got cheaper over time. Leisure activities are cheap. Remove the restriction of race and you have an entire population of slaves that breed themselves. Use social gatekeeping and nepotism to keep your gutter-filth kids above the rest of them. Hurray indefinite wage slavery mediated by people who will literally steal half of your money to buy mansions. They’ll also steal whatever creative achievements they feel you don’t deserve. Slavery still exists.
Hym “I heard 80% of your money is given to you now-a-days. If self-help actually worked you would be out of business by now. You’re selling wage-slaves... telling them to work harder? That’s what you sell. While you use their money to work less hard and your piece of shit fuck-trophies pull themselves up by YOUR bootstraps. It’s unacceptable when I do it. You are actively trying to stop me from doing (in your conceptualization) what they are doing. Because it isn’t a meritocracy. It’s status mediated be successful breeders.”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
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What all of society is based upon
It's practically impossible to get anywhere without money.
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A rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal that you can trade for pretty much anything; Food, shelter, water. warmth, happiness, laughter, wires, boxes, ropes, chains, knives, paper, plastic, metal, and even an animal. In fact, money is more than a rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal. It is essential to human life. It is hated. It is loved. But, most importantly, it is a way for all humans to connect. That circular piece of metal, hidden away, discarded in your pocket has touched so many other grubby human fingers. Fingers which have touched so many grubby human things. Things which have been touched by other grubby human fingers. So, in a way, that penny, cent, doubloon is something that all humans can share, even dead ones.
Money, money, money. Must be funny...
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A utility that we do not have a right to or own but we can earn. The amount you determines your merit, luck, and hard work.
Like water it comes and goes,it heals you, but can kill you. Like faith it's how much you think it values, it is rule by your faith you have towards that issuing public and/or private national bank.
Man 1: Damn it! I just lost my Money.

Friend: How?

Man 1: by gambling it.

Friend: Then prevent anything similar to that happening again, budget right, and keep your jobs.

Man 1: Thank you, I'm thankful for your advice Friend.

Friend: Anytime Man 1.
by Shinkdmeister November 05, 2018
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