Cut me deep

Hurt my feelings, Taking the insult (or comment to heart)

Man: Yo man you stink

Friend: Dude that cut me deep

by Carlos Fernandez September 27, 2008

cut me a piece

A polite way of sexual expression directed towards any female with a big ass that is typically mumbled to ones self or in the proximity of a fellow perv.

Craig: Damn. Look at her over there
J Love: Awwwrightttt!
Craig: She's keeping it THICK.
J Love: She's keeping it REAL.
Craig: She's keeping it REAL THICK!
J Love: Hell ya!

J Love: Cut me a piece.

by Juan Nutt October 8, 2015

Show me a band

Something people say when they want someone to prove they have money
(specifically $1,000 aka a band)

Bro you broke as shit

Im not broke

If you not broke nigga show me a band

by kashkount March 31, 2023

suck me, fucker

An expression of pissed-off disdain usually uttered by someone who has reached the end of their patience rope.

Hey man, although you may confuse this with an invitation, why don’t you suck me, fucker?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019

Don't Shit With Me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative

A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me

by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009

play me fifty

To cross someone in an unsuspecting manner; con; double cross; show off

Keisha tried to play me fifty by acting like I was the one who started the rumor about Tiffany.

by Luva November 1, 2006

That Reminds Me of A Story

So I'm driving my truck, right, anyway, HITLER jumps out into the middle of the road! Anyway i'm like, "HITLER GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYY" but he can't hear me cause he got airpods in. So yeah. That's how I killed Hitler.

Joe: So how was your day?
Mama: THAT REMINDS ME OF A STORY, So I'm driving my truck, right, anyway, HITLER jumps out into the middle of the road! Anyway i'm like, "HITLER GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYY" but he can't hear me cause he got airpods in. So yeah. That's how I killed Hitler.

by bruhenir November 28, 2019