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J money

A person who is very good at certain things, especially sport. A person who is clutch, who gets the money.
Show us the Money! Where is Jmoney? J money is a person who can always clutch up for himself or his team, typical nickname given to someone who's name starts with a J, E.g Jack
by Sam shagga December 2, 2023
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I ain’t no got no ain’t no money no mo!

Very simply put, it means that this individual has no money.
Yo I ain’t no got no ain’t no money no mo!
That’s sad dude........ You can have my 20. But then I ain’t no got no ain’t no money no mo!
by King Koconino July 17, 2021
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money-depression

Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.
Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.

John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!
by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009
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Money mouth

A person who constantly brags about materialistic things and sees materialism as a form of self worth.
John mentions his Ferrari at every opportunity possible. He’s such a ‘money mouth.’
by Katrirobell January 12, 2019
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John Money

A boogeyman name the right always drops in an attempt to invalidate trans research, while ignoring that John Money agreed with them and thought people could be turned trans, believing it to be a social phenomenon out of control. In short, right-wingers agree with John Money and his outdated views.

Pro-tip: namedropping is NOT an argument! Confront what's addressed instead of being a nuisance. And btw, Ray Blanchard is a fraud and he forgot to properly control against cis women in his attempts to prove his AGP rubbish.
Biologist: "Contemporary research has left us with vast amounts of empirical evidence that corroborate a biological stratification between the two concepts of sex and gender. This has resulted in us bettering our understanding of said phenomena and falsification of the flawed Blanchardian typology, and so on, so forth."

Matt Walsh: "Ok but there was a guy called John Money and he made lots of money and he was a SEXOLOGIST. JOHN MONEY, PEOPLE. JOHN MONEY BAD"

Dumbass: "This guy is perfectly sane and so smart! More people should be like Matt Walsh! Rage against the reptile lizard globalist regime! By the way, they're putting fluorine in the water!"

Wojak below is a perfect representation of a seething right-winger (e.g. Matt Walsh) having to resort to namedropping John Money to fearmonger because he has no valid argument.
by AgainstTransHate September 24, 2024
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My money my choice

An anti-feminist slogan started by Dave Chapelle used to expose the hypocrisy of feminists when it comes to abortion.
Dave Chapelle:But ladies… I also believe if you do decide to keep the baby man should not have to pay.
Crowd is silent
Dave Chapelle: It’s my money my choice
by BurgerKingNuggets July 11, 2024
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Asking for money

I'm not just asking for money and I didn't steal anybodies work. If you won't even acknowledge me you kids don't need to live that bad.
Hym "I'm not asking for money and I'm not letting you make all of this money off of me without paying me."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
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