Exactyl like Pterodactyl

Exactyl like a Pterodactyl;

A term used to express the "exactness" of a phrase and/or situation. Originating from a common typo of "exactly," as well as a hybrid of poor English skills, Exactyl like Pterodactyl is an excellent way to agree with someone in a light, carefree manner.

"Fat people always lie!"
"Exactyl like Pterodactyl!"

by aWeThUm March 4, 2006

I like cheese

The phrases "I like cheese" is most precisely used to point out a comment that was relevant some time in the past but is not relevant in the current context. It evolved over time to also point out any non-sequitur comment.

This was started during a discussion between two students at Gustavus Adolphus College in St. Peter, MN. The one student (from Minnesota) called the other student (from Wisconsin) a "cheese head". The conversation continued on to other topics and the "cheese head" comment was long forgotten. Several minutes and topics later, the student from Minnesota (likely feeling the pangs of guilt for the forgotten insult) turned to the student from Wisconsin and said, "I'm sorry I called you a cheese head. I like cheese."

Dora: What do you think about the current election year?
Kris: I think that both parties have a lot to be desired.
Jenny: Speaking of parties, there is one tonight at the Kappa's house!
Becky: Cool! Maybe we can get in for free!
Scott: Let's ask Matt!

Travis: I hope Ron Paul wins.

(dramatic pause while everybody looks at Travis)

Matt: I like cheese.

(everybody but Travis): Hahahahaha!

by Matt from GAC February 15, 2008

Like Ned Stark

A longtime hero ended in a tragedy. The villain wins and the hero dies.

"What the hell? They killed him off!"

"He's like Ned Stark. It ends bad."

by ill-paid September 23, 2016

Piss like a horse

To spend more time in the washroom, taking a longer leak than usual, all because you have consumed too much coffee ☕ or alcohol 🍸.

If you don't want to piss like a horse don't consume too much coffee or alcohol.

by Sexydimma May 7, 2022

hit it like a beast

When a very special looking tree, who says she wants to be loving in sex, WANTs TO GET DICKED DOWN FUCKING HARD

Ethan : "bro, last night I was fucking this thot named Charlie told me to hit it like a beast and texas chili dog her"
Jordan: "damn, I know that chick she looks like a mf bush"

by NibbyTribby December 17, 2017

walk like a crocodile

have gay or feminine mannerisms; from the way crocodiles walk (like they just got their nails done)

I know you're straight, but you really walk like a crocodile.
What the fuck are you talking about?

by Alex Baylor April 6, 2021

Kissing is Like Coffee

It's an acquired taste.

Kissing is like coffee, it's not any good the first time.

"How was your first kiss with Matt?"
"OMG he's definitely a Starbucks!!!"

"My first kiss was like cold instant coffee"

by futureactiveparticiple April 26, 2014