A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
by Noah Cuthbertson April 10, 2025
Get the Book Clubmug. The Hot Girls Club is a secret organization of all the hot girls you know. It is unknown how deep the club goes, but chances are if you know a hot girl they are involved with other hot girls and they are intertwined with knowledge of other guys, gossip, and current events.
"Ralph, Jessica is so cute! I saw her hanging out with Andrea at the watchtower the other day."
"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."
"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."
by Absurd_Alfred July 13, 2023
Get the Hot Girls Clubmug. 
A place where only women can go. bisexual, bicurious and straight women can go to this club or kind of party, for a new experience with other women.
by Moonmarie June 15, 2022
Get the Skirt clubmug. by Heeee3klkkkkkkjn April 18, 2018
Get the club throwingmug. Calliopean Club is a group established on the internet on Discord (the software). It is constructive, academic, creative, and generally a great place to be because it houses a lot of high-quality areas of interest. It's mainly focused toward academic subjects, but is also a great place to be if you have other interests. It's a good place over-all. Although the staff did ban the rice people!
It sure is disappointing that Calliopean Club, the awesome diverse community, banned the rice people!
by discernment April 1, 2021
Get the calliopean clubmug. The Thicc Boi’s Club is the legendary Discord group, lead by YaboiEthan, famous for their spicy memes, the Waluigi/Piranha Plant cult, and raiding Furry servers
by Niggasaki, The Piranha Plant November 9, 2018
Get the The Thicc Boi’s Clubmug.