harrysjuicecover 

the best shifttoker ever

”do you know who harrysjuicecover is?”
”yeah, the best shifttoker ever.”

harrysjuicecover by very much not harrysjuicecover April 3, 2022

Hairy Surprise 

When someone trims their pubic hair and places the trimmings into an envelope (preferably putting them into a birthday card first), addresses the letter and sends it to somebody

I hate the new kid in town, lets "Hairy Surprise" him. I KNOW! I'll write in the card: have a hairy merry Christmas!

Hairy Surprise by The Real Clive August 30, 2009

Hairy Carpet 

someone (normaly a woman) who has a lot of pubic hair.

"man, that bitch's hairy carpet was crazy!"

Hairy Carpet by Smexalicious October 21, 2009

Hairy Lassie 

The act of eating a girl out and coming up with her pubic hair in your mouth.

That chick was a good fuck, but I got a Hairy Lassie when we did a sixty-nine.

Hairy Lassie by walter_sobchak December 25, 2009

Hairy Bitch 

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.

Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."

Hairy Bitch by 13131313131313 November 9, 2010

hairy monkeyvitis 

a female condition in which her pubic hair grows back thicker almost instantly after removal.

Did you see her bikini line? She must suffer from hairy monkeyvitis.
Dang bruh! My girl just got waxed and her vagina is already on teen wolf. She's got hairy monkeyvitis.

hairy monkeyvitis by CoCo Butta 83 June 22, 2011

hairy grumbler

A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, I just dumped a hairy grumbler in the can.

hairy grumbler by Bartex L.I. September 3, 2013