Rich boy hair

When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius

"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

Hair

Its up there ^

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Hair is on ur scalp.

by *insert name here blah blah * May 24, 2021

long hair dysmorphia

The feeling that your hair is never long enough even if it is really long and thick.

“Your hair has really grown, it’s so long”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”

by yoyomynameishoe October 22, 2023

Hair pie

When a man releases reproductive fluids onto a woman’s pussy bush

Brad gave Vanessa a hair pie. He came in her pubic hair

by Real_cool_fella_69 September 23, 2019

HAIR MODEL

A man with Glorious hair. He could get paid to model it. Also a man commonly referred to as simply "THE TOWNSEND"

Boy that Kieth Townsend is one heckl of a HAIR MODEL...

by bguguen destroyer August 24, 2014

hair

Something that eleven from stranger things doesn't have in season 1

"Wow, that girl has no hair"

by Yusairao February 1, 2021

Hair of the Dog

When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.

Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.

by 3viliv3 October 12, 2022