Best Friend

1. will be a third wheel and not care
2. let you know when you look like shit
3. walk in your house unannounced without knocking
4. be mad at you and get over it cause there is something important to talk about

meghan currie, kaylee sted

"i wanna hang out with this guy but i can only go if you come too."
"fine."
"thanks girl"
"thats what a best friend is for"

by 3ggelcm March 22, 2009

imaginary friend

A fictional companion, often created out of loneliness. Imaginary friends can often be found congregating around definitions of non-celebrities, singing the praises of the person in question.

OMG, John is so awesome. He's loved by his mobs of friends, his family, and even complete strangers he meets on the street. He's friendly, and well-mannered, with nary a hair out of place. John's amazing at sports and all the ladies are unable to resist his charms and good looks. Plus, he's such a great friend. I don't know where I'd be today if I'd never met the paragon of perfection that is John.

by An Imaginary Friend

by With Hidden Noise May 1, 2006

semi-friend

someone you have the relationship with which is a split between an acquaintance and friend, but someone whos name you don't forget and say hi to when you walk by.

Mikey is a loyal semi-friend. If we spent more time doing stuff, we could be complete buddies.

by man on computer November 19, 2005

best friend advice

This is the advice that a girl's best friend gives to the guy that is currently courting said girl.

Ex. 1: Wow I really can't get a read on what this girl wants me to do, I'm gonna have to go ask for some "best friend advice".

Ex. 2: I'm totally going to get out of the friend zone now that I got some good "best friend advice".

Ex. 3: Hey Ashley, I'm lost, can I get some "best friend advice"?

by Brian Dogood February 24, 2008

Life Friend

Noun. Name given to the friend of an emotionally delicate individual for their own emotional security brought on by abandonment. This perception of close friendship is merely a projection of their desires for close platonic companionship in the void of actual loved ones. "Life Friends" commonly will receive daily hugs from this individual and, traditionally, are the supplier of both alcohol and tobacco products, as chemicals are another stabilizing force in this tender individual's life.

Said in drunken stuper: "Even though I cry everyday, I'm glad to have you guys around. You guys are my life friends!"

Said in a semi-drunken stuper: "The three of us came together as life friends and formed this house of love."

Said in stone cold sobriety: "Even though we have this last cigarette, we shall smoke it together; as life friends."

by Life Friend 1 February 8, 2010

best friend

A best friend is one of the loves of your life, without them you are lost, when you lose one you are completely and utterly heartbroken.

A best friend loves you the most. A best friend cries with you when you get hurt. A best friend cuddles you when they know you need to be comforted. A best friend doesn’t have to ask what is wrong, they already know. A best friend holds your hand when you have to take a leap. A best friend isn't embarrassed by the things you do. A best friend tells the whole world how special you are. A best friend is all you really need!

guy - whose that odd ball?
girl - that's my best friend, she's awesome, I just love her!

by leopardprintkid March 6, 2009

Satellite Friend

a friend of a friend-- someone you don't hang out with directly, but who moves within the same circles, and each of you know who the other is.

"That girl Ann is in my psychology class."
"I don't know who that is."
"Sure you do, she's one of Ashley's satellite friends: long hair, way too much makeup, always wearing purple somewhere..."
"Oh yeah, her."

by A. Holt Ambrosius February 21, 2009