Dance

The laziest excuse for doing a sport. Jumping in the air and twirling around like a 3 year old. No skill. Not a real sport. Weird girls do it who who think their athletic and they think their the shit

“Omg you do dance can u do a split”
“NO! I’m a dancer u idiot not a gymnast”

“What sports do u play”
“Well I do dance-“
“Wait you think dance is a sport. Dance isn’t. A sport at all under any surcumstances. It’s is an activity losers do when they don’t have. A life”
“Dance is a art as well as a sport”

“ keep telling ur self that”

“Have u even competed against dance moms”
“No u idiot that’s fake dance”

Well dance is fake

by Garry the snail October 13, 2019

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strictly come dancing

a rigged show where people dance in couples and compete

person: hey did you see strictly come dancing last night

person 2: yeah, that couple didnt deserve to get eliminated

by xs fedgzxdf October 14, 2019

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Rain Dance

Performing random actions in hopes of meeting a lover's or spouse's unspoken expectations. If you ask, "What's wrong?" and your lover/spouse says "Nothing," a rain dance is often more productive than further conversation.

'Hey, is your wife speaking to you yet?" "Oh yeah, I did a two day rain dance over the weekend, cleaned up the attic and the yard and the trailer, one of them must have been what she wanted 'cause I got laid Sunday night."

by Norm de Plume May 22, 2018

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