Dad

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk

Me:Can i come too

Dad:No

15years later

Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

by Borki-YT April 16, 2020

dad

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Dad.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Dad Joke

The best kind of joke

Son: dad I’m hungry!
Dad: hi hungry in dad!
Son: STOP WITH THE DAD JOKES THEY SUCK!

by My bro town November 9, 2020

Dad

Something that will never come back with the milk.

Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*

by bakenhaswordsinhispockets April 4, 2023

dad

depressed anxious drinking disorder

lifes a bitch its making me get dad disorder

by lilsamsixty9 June 4, 2021

Dad times

I kinda tragic embarrassing moment, something your dad would do, similar to “sad times”

Yesterday was some dad times

by Rayyyyyyyy January 29, 2019

Female Dad

The female version of a mother fucker. Or, as some may say, the female version of a male parent/father/dad

Who's that?
Damb, that's female dad

by Sir Leaky Bum October 1, 2021