Detroit Cactus

A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.

I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.

by Pizzasmash May 13, 2018

alabama cactus

When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.

My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.

by TheLeper May 13, 2018

Anthony Caciotti

He has a large cock and loves men. He usually is caught going try hard in Fortnite Battle Royale. He sings along to rap songs and has the voice of a trans. He has a fat tiddy and loves to jiggle it with men. He does anal with TRAPS and also likes to do anal with men that look like women.

Anthony Caciotti is a big faggot man.

by EduBirdie November 28, 2018

frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

Fire-cack-her

When you clap her cheeks at high speed making them red and blue then bust into the air showing your love for america

I’m going to fire-cack-her on the beach on fourth of july.

by Siptich April 2, 2019

Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

chinese cactus hunt

your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant

me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no

by tonyjamspencer December 18, 2019