New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.

“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”

by WCfields September 14, 2022

Normal Beer

What Norm wants.

I'm the Old Norm; I want Normal Beer!

by Koraichu July 18, 2024

Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

Root Beer

the only beer that people under 21 can have at a party

Me and the boys got drunk on root beer last night

by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020

Beer whored

It is that act of after sex by a creature that urinates out of everywhere all over its found female in bed with rubber sheet that attracts the female to come back repeatedly

The man beer whored many women over the past week .

by The wandering eye February 5, 2010

canoe beer

Any weak watery beer.

Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.

by Rollins Budo March 29, 2022