Beef Pumpkin

When you're raw doggin the backdoor and you reach around, use your ring fongers to pull the mouth from the sides to make an extra big smile and your pointer/middle fingersto stretch the eyes into a triangle shape so she looks like a Jack-o-lantern. Beef Pumpkin

Isaac: Hey are you still talking to Christina?
Chris: Yea she gave a Beef Pumpkin last night.

Isaac: Isn't that supposed to be the other way around?
Chris: I'm increasing your rent btw

by Jay 5ive October 31, 2025

Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

Juicy no teriyaki beef burger

Juicy no teriyaki beef burger is the MCDonalds legendary japanese beef burger. You say it when you want to piss off a friend or vibe with your homies.

"Is that a teriyaki beef burker" person 1
"JUICY NO TERIYAKI BEEF BURGER" homie 1
"JUICY NO TERIYAKI BEEF BURGER" homie 2

by juciest teriyaki beef burger October 2, 2021

Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.

My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.

by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018

Marinating the beef

The process of lubricating one's genitals (most commonly the penis).

I couldn't put it in, so I tried Marinating the beef and voilá! it finally slid in.

by afaraci12099 November 20, 2016

Couple Beef

When two people in a relationship have a back and forth fight with one another.

Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.

by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018

Beef

My dog likes it sometimes but it makes his tummy feel bit and poops everywhere

Yo fam that beef is feckin steezy

by Ben Genderson June 16, 2018