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Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.
Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.
by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025
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Gay barsexual

Its a gay man that is a sexual predator and loves bars up asses and he loves to get inside bears but most importantly there name is 9/10 Xander
OMFG ITS THE GAY BARSEXUAL PREDATOR XANDER RUN NIGGA RUN, RUN RUN RUN
by adicknamedweller January 17, 2025
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Boston Baseball

you shit in the snow, wrap the shit in snow and make it into a snowball, then throw it at someone unexpected.
Me: yo, do you wanna throw snowballs at unexpecting people?
You: Yea, and while were at it we should throw Boston Baseballs at them.
by fauhlen January 19, 2026
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Community-Based Democracy

An umbrella term for democratic models that root political legitimacy and decision-making processes in pre-existing or intentionally formed communities, defined by geography, ethnicity, workplace, or shared interest. The community, not the abstract individual citizen, is the primary political actor. This approach often emphasizes consensus-building and cultural traditions over majoritarian voting.
Example: Many Indigenous governance systems, such as the Haudenosaunee (Iroquois) Confederacy’s Grand Council, operate on principles of Community-Based Democracy. Representatives (sachems) from each clan and nation deliberate with a mandate from their community, aiming for consensus in a system deeply tied to cultural and spiritual practices.
by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026
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Commune-Based Democracy

Essentially synonymous with Communal Democracy, emphasizing the commune as the foundational cell. The term often carries a stronger connotation of the commune being an integrated social and economic unit, not just a political one, practicing collective ownership and mutual aid internally.
Example: The theoretical vision of Murray Bookchin’s Communalism or Libertarian Municipalism advocates for a Commune-Based Democracy. Neighborhood assemblies would form the base, federating into confederations to manage regional affairs, replacing the state with a networked system of directly democratic, ecological communes.
by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026
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Assembly-Based Democracy

A synonym for Assembly Democracy, stressing that the assembly is the basis of the entire political system. All other institutions (councils, magistrates, courts) are subordinate to and recallable by the sovereign assembly of the people.
Example: Ancient Athenian democracy was an Assembly-Based Democracy for its citizen body. The Ecclesia (assembly) of all male citizens met regularly to vote on laws, declare war, and elect officials. While not inclusive by modern standards, it placed the assembly at the absolute center of power.
by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026
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Local-Based Democracy

A reiteration of the Local Democracy principle, reinforcing the idea that the local unit isn't just one level among many, but the primary source of democratic legitimacy and power. Higher levels of governance are seen as service providers or coordinators for the local units, not rulers over them.
Example: The Swiss canton system, particularly in small cantons like Glarus and Appenzell Innerrhoden that still hold annual Landsgemeinde (open-air assemblies), exemplifies Local-Based Democracy. Cantons retain immense sovereignty, and the federal government’s power is constitutionally limited, preserving local primacy.
by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026
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