block mother

another word for "mother fucker"

"man i hate that shirley girl!"
"i know man she is such a block mother"

by bayyyyyy July 11, 2006

what's new on the block

When you want to find out what is happening between the family.

Person 1: Hey man?
Person 2: Not much, what's new on the block?

*Conversation continues*

by whatsnewontheblock October 9, 2016

block n fall

a very strong liquor or wine that when you drink it you will walk a block then fall. ( used mostly in Gainesville or Goons- ville Florida )

A yo whats wrong with dude over there?" " He just got done drinking some block n fall.

by dat boi u luv 2 hate May 4, 2011

Box Blocking

Female version of Cock Blocking.

Female blocking another female from getting laid.

Did you see mad telephoniqua got when terra box blocking her last night at Courtney's party?

by Memberberry1 December 25, 2024

V block

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"

i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block

by beckyboo76 September 20, 2014

Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).

Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?

by iiAvolition May 25, 2016

Check Damage Blocked

When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.

Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."

by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025