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Alex Aristonic

Average teen with balls the size of bowling balls
Alex Aristonic has large balls
by cappedwolf3911 May 13, 2022
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alex

by golden nugget63 November 13, 2018
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Alex

An individual with one, or many, schizoid traits and tendencies. Very commonly mistaken for bipolar disorder, however, when interacting with an Alex the issues are undeniably rooted in manic schizophrenic episodes and behavior.
"Hello Alex."
This will prompt an Alex to respond with one of three possible paths;

1. Take offense and become unconsolably irritated for the duration of conversation
2. Completely disregard the original greeting and go on a different, completely unrelated tangent.
3. Enter a hibernation-like state of comatose where no thoughts, ideas, or messages are received or exchanged between either participant.
by A Fleebo November 6, 2022
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Alex

He is a cheater
Alex is your boyfriend?

No he cheated on me
by Someonebruh January 19, 2020
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Alex

“Alex? Oh yeah he’s a fuckin bum”
by IamXela June 3, 2020
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alex cooksey

You’re being a real Alex Cooksey today
by ChocThunda September 18, 2019
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